WARNING: This one’s going to be considerably serious by my standards. If you’re looking forward to my signature brand of humorously hyperbol...

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WARNING: This one’s going to be considerably serious by my standards. If you’re looking forward to my signature brand of humorously hyperbol...
For as good of a year as 2011 was for movies of all kinds, from the big summer blockbusters to award season contenders, I was extremely disa...
Good God, the current state of theater etiquette really grinds my gears into a big mess on the floor (then again, what doesn’t these days?)....
This weekend, I went to the theater to go see “The Grey” again, this time with my father. Aside from just being nice to my dad by esc...
You know what I’ve never understood? Internet trolls. What’s their purpose in life other than to post incendiary comments that they probably...
Before I get into my semi-weekly rantings and ravings for this week, I want to take a brief period of seriousness to recognize...
You know what really annoyed me last Wednesday? No, I am not talking about the new Facebook layout. No, instead I was bothered by the amount...
You know what I ain’t really too big on? When people claim that a band or artist they love has “sold out” just because they happened to take...
Daniel Craig and director Jon Favreau...er, posing? I learned long ago not to excessively praise movies before I actually see them, but boy,...
What a long, strange trip it's been. So… did a Harry Potter movie just recently come out? Because I have the strangest feeling that I...
We are right smack-dab in the middle of the movie year. You know what that means: it is time for me to list off some of the best and worst...
Hello, and welcome to the second and final part of my look at Pixar films (for those of you missed part one, here it is). Let’s get right ...
Starting with the original “Toy Story” on November 22nd 1995 (the first feature film created entirely through computer graphics), Pixar An...
I always get a kick out of people telling me that they should never have to think while watching a movie. What I think is even more outrageo...
The other day, I was watching the 1980 Stanley Kubrick modern horror classic “The Shining” because it was about to expire from Netflix ins...
A little under two months ago, I began to see a petition being circulated around my News Feed on Facebook and even had a message sent to m...
This morning, I had an awful lot of 'splaining to do about my recent “Sucker Punch” review. I disliked the film because it did not bring...
Does anybody else find the whole concept of criticism quite fascinating? Not so much the idea that an individual gives their interpretation ...
We may be witnessing the beginning of the end of a star’s career. The man who got his start in the mid-eighties with films like “The Wrait...
WARNING: This topic will be a controversial one because I, Salty The Beast, have an opinion far different from most others who may frequentl...