UNNAMED PODCAST: Episode 2 - Shia LaBeouf Eats Babies

Welcome to another butt-bustingly epic edition of the podcast, hosted by Salty The Beast, Matthew Collins, and Mark Olsson. The long-awaited...

MOVIE REVIEW: Hit & Run

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MOVIE REVIEW: Snow White And The Huntsman

Judging a film using multiple grading scales is a silly, roundabout way of getting a point across, but if I were to use such a format to det...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Sit Down & Shut Up

Good God, the current state of theater etiquette really grinds my gears into a big mess on the floor (then again, what doesn’t these days?)....

MOVIE REVIEW: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

I have had the distinct misfortune, though some might call it a privilege, of having missed the first two “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movies, ...

MOVIE REVIEW: Jack and Jill

Screw this movie. “Jack and Jill” is one of the most aggressively excruciating experiences I have had with a comedy since the last Happy Mad...

MOVIE REVIEW: A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

I have been nervous for this day to come ever since I first heard the news about a Harold & Kumar threequel in the works, and I will tel...

MOVIE REVIEW: Cowboys & Aliens

I’ll be direct with everyone: “Cowboys & Aliens” is good. Far from perfect, but still good. In fact, there is a multitude of separate th...

MOVIE REVIEW: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part Two

I am not gonna lie; I love the Harry Potter movies. Ever since the mega-franchise’s inauguration to the big-screen in 2001, I have been hook...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Best And Worst of 2011...So Far

We are right smack-dab in the middle of the movie year. You know what that means: it is time for me to list off some of the best and worst...

MOVIE REVIEW: Gnomeo & Juliet

“Gnomeo & Juliet” may speak less to me about the works of William Shakespeare than it does about the current era of animated films. We a...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: A Fever Is An Expression Of Inner Rage

WARNING: This topic will be a controversial one because I, Salty The Beast, have an opinion far different from most others who may frequentl...

ALBUM REVIEW: Rancid "...And Out Come The Wolves"

Track Listing:1. Maxwell Murder*2. The 11th Hour^3. Roots Radicals4. Time Bomb5. Olympia, WA6. Lock, Step & Gone7. Junkie Man8. Listed M...

MOVIE REVIEW: Love And Other Drugs

In “Love And Other Drugs” (set around the year 1996), Jake Gyllenhaal plays Jamie Randall, an electronics employee turned pharmaceutical rep...

MOVIE REVIEW: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part One

One thing I praise the Harry Potter franchise for (both the books and films) is that they become increasingly darker, heavier and more matur...

MOVIE REVIEW: Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief

High-schooler Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman) finds out two alarming bits of information in the span of one day. Number one: he is a demigod; a...

ALBUM REVIEW: Smashing Pumpkins "Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness"

One may presume that if I were fanatical about any genre of music, it would be heavy metal and most of its various subgenres. That is the ex...

ALBUM REVIEW: "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack"

The main reason I bought the Beavis and Butt-Head Do America soundtrack a few years ago was for the track "Love Rollercoaster" by ...