UNNAMED PODCAST: Episode 2 - Shia LaBeouf Eats Babies

Welcome to another butt-bustingly epic edition of the podcast, hosted by Salty The Beast, Matthew Collins, and Mark Olsson. The long-awaited...

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE CINEPLEX: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

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ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE CINEPLEX: The Dark Knight

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MOVIE REVIEW: A Thousand Words

Supposing that all films are like learning experiences, “A Thousand Words” taught me how much things have changed in the last four years. Th...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: 100 Million Whitney Fans Can't Be Wrong

WARNING: This one’s going to be considerably serious by my standards. If you’re looking forward to my signature brand of humorously hyperbol...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Academy A-Bored

For as good of a year as 2011 was for movies of all kinds, from the big summer blockbusters to award season contenders, I was extremely disa...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Sit Down & Shut Up

Good God, the current state of theater etiquette really grinds my gears into a big mess on the floor (then again, what doesn’t these days?)....

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Once More Into The Fray... (***WARNING: SPOILERS***)

This weekend, I went to the theater to go see “The Grey” again, this time with my father. Aside from just being nice to my dad by esc...

MOVIE REVIEW: Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows

Guy Ritchie’s 2009 film “Sherlock Holmes” was a blockbuster revisionist version of the cherished novels by Arthur Conan Doyle and were of de...

MOVIE REVIEW: A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

I have been nervous for this day to come ever since I first heard the news about a Harold & Kumar threequel in the works, and I will tel...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Trollin', Trollin', Trollin'

You know what I’ve never understood? Internet trolls. What’s their purpose in life other than to post incendiary comments that they probably...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Remake It Or Break It

Before I get into my semi-weekly rantings and ravings for this week, I want to take a brief period of seriousness to recognize...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Dislike

You know what really annoyed me last Wednesday? No, I am not talking about the new Facebook layout. No, instead I was bothered by the amount...

MOVIE REVIEW: Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star

One important rule of comedy for me is not to give your characters funny names, because chances are that the names themselves aren’t really ...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: In Waves Of Disparagement

You know what I ain’t really too big on? When people claim that a band or artist they love has “sold out” just because they happened to take...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Cowboys, Aliens, Reluctance, Oh My!

Daniel Craig and director Jon Favreau...er, posing? I learned long ago not to excessively praise movies before I actually see them, but boy,...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: The People Vs. Harry Potter

What a long, strange trip it's been. So… did a Harry Potter movie just recently come out? Because I have the strangest feeling that I...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Best And Worst of 2011...So Far

We are right smack-dab in the middle of the movie year. You know what that means: it is time for me to list off some of the best and worst...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: The History Of Pixar, Part 2

Hello, and welcome to the second and final part of my look at Pixar films (for those of you missed part one, here it is). Let’s get right ...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: The History Of Pixar, Part 1

Starting with the original “Toy Story” on November 22nd 1995 (the first feature film created entirely through computer graphics), Pixar An...