MOVIE REVIEW: Texas Chainsaw 3D

MOVIE REVIEW: The Expendables 2

Nothing tells you more about “The Expendables” than its logo, which is a titanium skull surrounded by assault rifles, submachine guns and co...

UNNAMED PODCAST: Episode 2 - Shia LaBeouf Eats Babies

Welcome to another butt-bustingly epic edition of the podcast, hosted by Salty The Beast, Matthew Collins, and Mark Olsson. The long-awaited...

MOVIE REVIEW: Resident Evil: Retribution

 “Resident Evil: Retribution” is irrefutable proof that a dead movie franchise is nowhere near dead as long as there’s a paying audience. Li...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Words

 San Jose State University’s English department sponsors an annual literary competition titled the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, in which p...

MOVIE REVIEW: Lawless

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Apparition

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UNNAMED PODCAST: Episode 1 - 4 Hours Of Michael J.

Hello, all. Here's the first attempt to conduct an audio podcast with my two friends Matthew Collins and Mark Olsson. Discussions includ...

MOVIE REVIEW: Hit & Run

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MOVIE REVIEW: ParaNorman

 Zombies have seen such an astonishing resurgence in the popular conscience over the past few years that it’s a little bit frightening. The ...

MOVIE REVIEW: Safety Not Guaranteed

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MOVIE REVIEW: The Bourne Legacy

The first thing that may surprise viewers going into “The Bourne Legacy” is that Jason Bourne has been completely relieved of his duties as ...

MOVIE REVIEW: Total Recall

Usually when I go to see action-oriented films, I expect some sort of visceral experience to accompany the violence and massive amounts of s...

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE CINEPLEX: Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

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BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: July 25th, 2012

Brütal Søng: “In This River” Artist: Black Label Society Album: Mafia Sometimes Zakk Wylde gets pigeonholed (mostly by me) as too much of an...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Dark Knight Rises

“The Dark Knight Rises” opens with Commissioner Jim Gordon (Gary Oldman) of the Gotham City Police Department delivering the eulogy at Harve...

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE CINEPLEX: The Dark Knight

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BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: July 16th, 2012

Brütal Søng: “Trogdor” Artist: Strong Bad Album: Strong Bad Sings (And Other Type Hits) Can we just establish right here and right now that ...

MOVIE REVIEW: Ice Age: Continental Drift

For all of the numerous subplots, animal characters, voice talents, fast-paced animated pandemonium built entirely at the service of 3D, and...

MOVIE REVIEW: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” will go down in history as a film I admire to a startling degree, yet one I cannot quite award a recommend...