A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: G33K M0V!35 SUXX0R$ >:-(

This morning, I had an awful lot of 'splaining to do about my recent “Sucker Punch” review. I disliked the film because it did not bring...

MOVIE REVIEW: Rango

I will level with you: “Rango” is a freaking weird animated movie. It begins like a quirky animator’s strange drug trip, and yes, that was a...

MOVIE REVIEW: Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

Released around this time last year was the first installment of the film adaptations to Jeff Kinney’s Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series of books....

MOVIE REVIEW: Sucker Punch

Everybody knows by now that I love “Inception.” And one of the things I believe adds to its greatness is the sense of peril that is constant...

MOVIE REVIEW: Limitless

The human mind is one complex specimen. It apparently has the capacity to process so many trivial details and attributes that we do not even...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: March 20th, 2011

Jagshemash, everybody! How we all doing this afternoon? The Brütal Søng of the Week is “Falling To Pieces” by Faith No More from the album T...

MOVIE REVIEW: Paul

Frequent collaborators Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have proven to be an exceptional comic duo in two past films, the 2004 zombie flick “Shaun ...

Salty The Beast's Star Rating Tutorial

Heeeeey everybody! Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Hope everybody escaped the law for their public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. And if you d...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: A Matter Of Opinion

Does anybody else find the whole concept of criticism quite fascinating? Not so much the idea that an individual gives their interpretation ...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: March 13th, 2011

Brütal Søng of The Week. I choose you! CHA!!! Why, it’s “Hell Awaits” by Slayer from the album of the same name. Man, last night, I was crav...

MOVIE REVIEW: Battle: Los Angeles

I believe it was Michelle Rodriguez’s character in “Battle: Los Angeles” who says that she did not get into the present circumstances based ...

ALBUM REVIEW: Mötley Crüe "Too Fast For Love"

Track Listing:1. Live Wire*2. Come On And Dance3. Public Enemy #14. Merry-Go-Round5. Take Me To The Top*6. Piece Of Your Action7. Starry Eye...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Period, The End?

We may be witnessing the beginning of the end of a star’s career. The man who got his start in the mid-eighties with films like “The Wrait...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: March 6th, 2011

D’aaargh! Just when I catch up to my movie reviews, more movies and more laziness come to clog my capacity to churn things out. Yes, I went ...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Adjustment Bureau

There is a point somewhere in “The Adjustment Bureau” where the man we follow is forced to choose between two completely different scenarios...

MOVIE REVIEW: Unknown

Biotechnology researcher Dr. Martin Harris (Liam Neeson) is in what Ned Flanders would call “a dilly of a pickle.” He and his wife Liz (Janu...

ALBUM REVIEW: Motörhead "Ace Of Spades"

Track Listing:1. Ace Of Spades*2. Love Me Like A Reptile3. Shoot You In The Back*4. Live To Win5. Fast and Loose6. (We Are) The Road Crew7. ...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: A Fever Is An Expression Of Inner Rage

WARNING: This topic will be a controversial one because I, Salty The Beast, have an opinion far different from most others who may frequentl...