THE ABSOLUTE WORST CINEMATIC CRAP OF 2011 [Part 2]

Welcome to the second part of my list of The Absolute Worst Cinematic Crap of 2011. If you haven’t seen numbers ten through six, you ...

THE ABSOLUTE WORST CINEMATIC CRAP OF 2011 [Part 1]

Why is it that just about every critic I know of absolutely loathes the task of making lists at the end of the year? Is it because they know...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Adventures Of Tintin

Excerpt from my “Attack The Block” review posted on December 2nd, 2011:“As it turns out, [Joe] Cornish also collaborated with fellow Brit, E...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Darkest Hour

“The Darkest Hour” is being advertised as a high-energy action film or a fast thriller of some kind in its marketing campaign, but I would b...

MOVIE REVIEW: Young Adult

“Young Adult” is a comedy in that there are laughs to be had at the expense of the certifiably delusional main character and just about ever...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)

Sorry to ruin everybody’s fun, but there is not a single solitary cell in my whole entire body that received enjoyment from a single frame i...

MOVIE REVIEW: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

I have had the distinct misfortune, though some might call it a privilege, of having missed the first two “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movies, ...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

It is almost a little humorous how doubtful film critics and Internet bloggers were when it was announced that the late Swedish journalist S...

MOVIE REVIEW: New Year's Eve

“New Year’s Eve” is a romantic comedy film with an all-star cast including Hilary Swank, Michelle Pfeiffer, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron, Josh ...

MOVIE REVIEW: In Time

“In Time” presents a future world, or perhaps it is an alternate version of the present, in which time is quite literally money. Some kind o...

Moviefone's 50 Best Movies Of 2011

Full article can be found here. MOVIEFONE'S BEST MOVIES OF 2011 50. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 49. Transformers: Dark Of ...

MOVIE REVIEW: Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows

Guy Ritchie’s 2009 film “Sherlock Holmes” was a blockbuster revisionist version of the cherished novels by Arthur Conan Doyle and were of de...

Critics Choice Awards 2012 nominations / 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards nominations

Unlike many of my fellow film critics, I actually love award season quite a bit. The big award shows like the Golden Globes and the Academy ...

MOVIE REVIEW: Puss In Boots

Oh boy, I thought just one anthropomorphic feline desperado who wears boots, a hat, a belt (which is apparently just for show, considering h...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Sitter

The saddest part about “The Sitter” is that Jonah Hill at least gives an earnest performance in it. He has his moments of delivering real co...

MOVIE REVIEW: Jack and Jill

Screw this movie. “Jack and Jill” is one of the most aggressively excruciating experiences I have had with a comedy since the last Happy Mad...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

What do you know? In the two full years I have been writing movie reviews, I have never been able to discuss in detail anything about the “T...

MOVIE REVIEW: Arthur Christmas

Christmas is often one of the most important times of the whole year for families around the world; a special day that brings everyone toget...

MOVIE REVIEW: Hugo

It is undisputed that critics and film buffs from all over mostly agree that Martin Scorsese is one of the greatest and most influential liv...

MOVIE REVIEW: Attack The Block

“Attack The Block,” like summer’s “Cowboys & Aliens,” takes an alien invasion premise and moves it into a relatively uncommon place for ...