MOVIE REVIEW: The Cabin In The Woods

“The Cabin In The Woods” begins exactly like every other slasher picture in history with broad, nondescript teenaged character types gearing themselves up for an unexpected night of massacre and terror. There’s the strapping jock (Chris Hemsworth, or Thor to his close friends), the promiscuous blonde (Anna Hutchison), the virtuous brunette (Kristen Connolly), the scholarly intellectual (Jesse