A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Sit Down & Shut Up

Good God, the current state of theater etiquette really grinds my gears into a big mess on the floor (then again, what doesn’t these days?). Every effin’ movie I go to, there’s always at least one person there to thoroughly annoy every fiber of my being. Whether they are texting, talking loudly, taking time to answer their cell phone, or flashing their backlights to aid them in searching for