A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: 100 Million Whitney Fans Can't Be Wrong

WARNING: This one’s going to be considerably serious by my standards. If you’re looking forward to my signature brand of humorously hyperbolic militancy against all things stupid and/or irritating in the world...well, better luck next time, because this ain’t the one where you’ll be doing a whole lot of laughing...at least I hope not. Sickos.

So earlier in the month (February 11th, to be exact),