A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: 100 Million Whitney Fans Can't Be Wrong

WARNING: This one’s going to be considerably serious by my standards. If you’re looking forward to my signature brand of humorously hyperbol...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: February 27th, 2012

Brütal Søng: “School Daze” Artist: W.A.S.P. Album: W.A.S.P. I. Fuh. Reaking. Love. W.A.S.P. And you know what? I always get really depressed...

MOVIE REVIEW: Act Of Valor

The first thirty to forty minutes of “Act Of Valor” had me reasonably intrigued as the members of SEAL Team 7 organize and carry out a cover...

85 Oscarvations [2012 Edition]

So once again this year, I engaged in a fine game of Facebook News Feed blow-uppery as I posted a running commentary to coincide with the br...

2012 Academy Award winners (complete list)

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHYHugo BEST ART DIRECTIONHugo BEST COSTUME DESIGNThe Artist BEST MAKEUPThe Iron Lady BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGEA Separation BEST...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Academy A-Bored

For as good of a year as 2011 was for movies of all kinds, from the big summer blockbusters to award season contenders, I was extremely disa...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Artist

If Martin Scorsese’s “Hugo” was a loving history lesson about cinema in one of its earliest eras, “The Artist” is a direct visual homage to ...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: February 20th, 2012

Brütal Søng: The Murmaider Saga (“Murmaider” and Murmaider II: The Water God”) Artist: Dethklok Album: The Dethalbum, The Dethalbum II The s...

MOVIE REVIEW: Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance

"I made a deal with the devil," says Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) in the opening moments of "Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance,...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Sit Down & Shut Up

Good God, the current state of theater etiquette really grinds my gears into a big mess on the floor (then again, what doesn’t these days?)....

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: February 13th, 2012

Brütal Søng: “November Rain”Artist: Guns n’ RosesAlbum: Use Your Illusion I Sticking to my one-year-old tradition of paying tribute to a spe...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Woman In Black

“The Woman In Black” takes place near the end of the Victorian era and tells the story of a man who is assigned to take care of business at ...

MOVIE REVIEW: Safe House

Supposedly it is gauche and improper for a critic of any kind to read the reviews written by other critics in their respective line of work,...

MOVIE REVIEW: Chronicle

Peter Parker’s Uncle Ben once famously stated in the first “Spider-Man” movie, “with great power comes great responsibility.” Never have tru...

A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN: Once More Into The Fray... (***WARNING: SPOILERS***)

This weekend, I went to the theater to go see “The Grey” again, this time with my father. Aside from just being nice to my dad by esc...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: February 6th, 2012

Brütal Søng: “The Blister Exists”Artist: SlipknotAlbum: Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses) No stranger to both the Brütal Søng of the Week arch...