MOVIE REVIEW: Saw 3D

Ever since October of 2004, the tenth month of the year has seen little to no large-scale horror movie releases to compete with the “Saw”...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: October 31st, 2010

It’s flippin’ Halloween!!! It’s also Sunday!!! You know what that means: time for yet another Brütal Søng of the Week. This week, the Brüt...

ALBUM REVIEW: Living Colour "Vivid"

Track Listing:1. Cult Of Personality*2. I Want To Know3. Middle Man^4. Desperate People*5. Open Letter (To A Landlord)6. Funny Vibe7. Mem...

MOVIE REVIEW: Hereafter

“Hereafter” has a moderately gripping narrative and some good performances from its ensemble cast, but for me, the film was lacking in it...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: October 24th, 2010

Hey, guess what? Halloween is almost upon us! You know what that means? Okay, well aside from another freaking “Saw” movie, it means…abs...

MOVIE REVIEW: Paranormal Activity 2

Ladies and gentlemen. You are about to witness possibly my most controversial movie review to date. Why do I say this? Because what we ar...

ALBUM REVIEW: Trivium "Ascendancy"

Track Listing:1. The End Of Everything2. Rain^3. Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr4. Drowned and Torn Asunder*5. Ascendancy*6. A Gun...

MOVIE REVIEW: Splice

I will give the makers of “Splice” one thing: they’ve got gall. They have the audacity to pitch a taboo (borderline unsettling) subject m...

ALBUM REVIEW: The Jimi Hendrix Experience "Are You Experienced"

Track Listing:1. Purple Haze*2. Manic Depression3. Hey Joe4. Love Or Confusion5. May This Be Love6. I Don’t Live Today^7. The Wind Cries ...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: October 17th, 2010

Welcome to another reasonably exciting edition of Salty The Beast’s Brütal Søng of the Week. This one is certainly a crazy one. From the ban...

MOVIE REVIEW: Jackass 3D

With my reviews of both film and music, I pride myself for both my tact and professionalism when it comes to critiquing the works. By outlin...

MOVIE REVIEW: Greenberg

“Greenberg” works mostly as a study of the title character Roger Greenberg, portrayed by the likeable Ben Stiller. His role in this film ...

ALBUM REVIEW: Dream Theater "Awake"

Track Listing:1. 6:00*2. Caught In A Web3. Innocence Faded A MIND BESIDE ITSELF:4. Erotomania5. Voices^6. The Silent Man 7. The Mirror8. Lie...

MOVIE REVIEW: Life As We Know It

I am completely serious in saying that the 1-year-old baby Sophie (played by triplets Alexis, Brynn and Brooke Clagett) is the best perfo...

MOVIE REVIEW: Devil

What “Devil” primarily has going for it is a creepy, claustrophobic sense of uncertainty during the first half. What it does not have is ...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: October 10th, 2010

Hey, you want to know a weird fact? My “Piranha 3D” is my highest viewed blog post with 353 views as of right now. It is beating my next hig...

MOVIE REVIEW: My Soul To Take

Who would’ve ever thought that Wes Craven, the man behind the original “Nightmare on Elm Street” and “Scream” (one of my personal favorite s...

MOVIE REVIEW: Let Me In

“Let Me In is the American adaptation of the brilliant Swedish horror film “Let The Right One In,” which was released at the tail end of 200...

ALBUM REVIEW: Metallica "Master Of Puppets"

Track Listing:1. Battery*2. Master of Puppets*3. The Thing That Should Not Be^4. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)5. Disposable Heroes6. Leper Me...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: October 3rd, 2010

Now that I’ve somewhat redeemed myself for the lazy week of posting (I’m still major backed up on album reviews), let us get right to the ...

Achievement Unlocked: Import Blog Posts

Oi people,I've imported all my older movie and music reviews to this new blog. Now with this blog, you have everything I've ever wri...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Social Network

"The Social Network" may be one of the fall’s most anticipated movies, but it also happens to be one of the most criticized and m...