MOVIE REVIEW: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” will go down in history as a film I admire to a startling degree, yet one I cannot quite award a recommendation to. First, let us take a look at the plot, which has to be the most cockamamie premise for a mainstream movie since last year’s enjoyable “Cowboys & Aliens”: Abraham Lincoln, the man who would become the 16th President of the United States, wages a