MOVIE REVIEW: Rock Of Ages

“Rock Of Ages” doesn’t provide much new or especially
refreshing in the way of storytelling, but that’s okay with me, because in the
immortal words of Poison, it’s nothin’ but a good time. To be perfectly honest,
I care not for the song I just quoted, nor are Poison a very popular choice on
my iPod. But nevertheless, I was able to momentarily put my differences aside
for about two hours and