MOVIE REVIEW: Vampires Suck

Dang it! I thought we were finally rid of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the two reprehensible knuckleheads behind the spoof movies "Date Movie," "Epic Movie," "Meet The Spartans," and (contender for my worst movie of all-time) "Disaster Movie." It had been almost two entire years since we last saw the likes of them. Unfortunately, they had to make their comeback with "Vampires Suck" this