BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: January 30th, 2011

I am going to try and wrap this part up pretty quickly because I am kind of time restricted at this moment. So please excuse me if I sound n...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Rite

It is a rare instance to find a horror or thriller film that is so bad that the cheap jump scares actually elevate the material from the lev...

83rd Academy Awards Oscar Nominations

...And my heavily biased and unsolicited opinions. Starting now! BEST MOTION PICTURE OF THE YEAR 127 Hours Black Swan The Fighter Inception ...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: January 23rd, 2011

GAH! January 2011 is turning out to be a very lackluster month for movies. I have seen five movies so far this year and none of them I have ...

MOVIE REVIEW: No Strings Attached

Don’t you ever find it weird when movies with similar topics or stories are released within mere months of each other? Take for example the ...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: January 16th, 2011

HEY! The Golden Globes were on tonight for anyone who cares. Unlike the People’s Choice Awards show, there was little to no mention of the “...

MOVIE REVIEW: The Green Hornet

I suppose that writing partners Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (who penned the great “Superbad” a few years back) do not know how to proficien...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number One

HONORABLE MENTIONS OF 2010 This bonus category is rather self-explanatory. Listed below are my ten omissions in alphabetical order (instea...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number Two

Man, I have really got to get this top ten over and done with. We are near the end of the wire and the suspense is literally killing me (Not...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: January 9th, 2011

My number two movie of 2010 is…oh wait, wrong post. Good afternoon, gentlemen and gentlerwoman,You know why I called you here today. That is...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number Three

My number three movie of 2010 is --- Wait, hold on one second. Almost forgot about something. Before I get all prim-and-proper critic mode a...

MOVIE REVIEW: Season Of The Witch

Why in the world are casting directors so inclined to put Nicolas Cage in action adventure movies? If you ask me, he seems like one of the l...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number Four

Hello, everypeople. In my efforts to continue posting my top ten, I completely forgot to pay my respects to English actor Peter Postlethwait...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number Five

Well, CBS is televising the 2011 People’s Choice Awards tonight. Is it too late to start cringing at how many honors “Twilight Saga: Eclipse...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number Six

Ahoy, marshmallow mateys! I am Salty The Beast (who else would it be on this appositely titled blog?) and we are smack dab in the middle of ...

Open Letter To Doug q

The following is a comment from IMDb user Doug q in response to the so-called unwarranted egotism displayed in my #9 post: Yeah. I kind of c...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number Seven

My number seven pick of 2010 is... 7. THE AMERICAN WARNING: “The American” is by no means your run-of-the-mill action film. This is a lo...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number Eight

Dude. I have some of the coolest friends sometimes. They make my Brütal Søng Of The Week section look like Limp Bizkit by comparison. A litt...

BRÜTAL SØNG OF THE WEEK: January 2nd, 2011

Hey, HEY!!! Hope everybody is having a most excellent first-two-days-of-the-year. I have been loving it so far, despite the fact that a lot ...

SALTY THE BEAST'S TEN BEST MOVIES OF 2010: Number Nine

Well look who came crawling back for more Salty The Beast action. You knew you just could not live without my snarky social commentary and m...